1. I’m a cubical zombie trying to escape the corporate wasteland. Escaped!

2. I’m yearning to go explore Africa. Booked for Aug 3, 2009!

3. I’m pretty damn good at mimicking a cat, but I won’t show you unless I get a few beers from you.

3.1. (you shouldn’t have more than 3 bullets or you’ll lose the audience’s attention) I’m an obsessive compulsive shutter squeezer trying to capture the world.

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